Wikileaks and Lost Opportunity
The federal government recently missed on a big opportunity with the escapades of the military little guy who was found to have downloaded world government secrets onto a CD labeled as Lady Gaga. Had he been discovered to have snuck it out in his underwear the government could have instituted mandatory enhanced pat downs and x-rays at all music stores... to keep us safe.
"It looks like an Eminem CD but it could be transcripts from the White House war room. Now drop your drawers."
"Here, in the mall?"
"Your pants are still on?"