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Friday, May 04, 2007

Unification of Church and State

The "Ten Commandments" for today’s American public schools

I. Thou shalt have any god before thee
II. Thou mayest have idols, especially American and/or Immunity
III. Thou mayest take the name of the Lord in vain, a protected right of the First Amendment, including phrases such as, “Oh, my God!”
IV. Observe the Sabbath Day by having it Your way
V. Be honored by your Mother and Father
VI. Notwithstanding abortion, thou shalt not murder, especially capital punishment
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery with anyone underage, unless you think you can get away with it
VIII. Thou shalt not steal unless it’s necessary per your personal world view
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness, notwithstanding You Tube videos and instances wherein one needs to do such to protect their hide
X. Thou shalt not covet, nothwithstanding persons or things that improve your self-image and sense of narcissistic well-being.


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