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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Age Discrimination Equals Profits

A shopping mall somewhere in this nation is instituting a new rule whereby teenagers 17 and under must be accompanied by an adult after 4pm on Fridays and Saturdays. Heard it on the radio.

This is categorically and undeniably blatant age discrimnation, a practice essentially identical to racial profiling. The net result of which will undoubtedly be decreased pilferage and increased profits.

The President should invite these mall owners to the Rose Garden and reward them for advancing the cause of freedom. How many Londoners wish its country practiced ethnic discrimination until suicide bombing dropped to the level of deaths by lightning strikes?


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